Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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