"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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