Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
The adults are the big ones right?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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