Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There r osticjed everywhere
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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