I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
