to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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