Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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