You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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