Don't make out with my wife yet
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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