Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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