hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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