Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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