he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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