marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize