2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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