god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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