The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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