Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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