So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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