32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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