your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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