Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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