Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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