U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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