You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
