I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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