I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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