It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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