He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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