i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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