at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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