my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I will pee on everything he values.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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