so explain again why im purple
no
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
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