You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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