it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I could fuck to npr.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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