Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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