so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
