I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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