Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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