Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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