I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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