The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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