Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
