U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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