i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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