when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Sorry about my life...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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