oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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