Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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