so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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