I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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