Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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