Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
