I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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