awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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